oh come on, we've seen this tired sound bite be--

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Wait she still repeating this?!

"Women and children are the primary victims of conflict and of climate change"

Imp roars into view driving a monster truck rolling coal, emblazoned on the left side is ALL NAGGERS MUST DIE, RACE WAR NOW, and on the right side BLM! RISE UP! ACAB! KEEL DA HWHITE MAN!! The entire back of the truck is a giant griddle, with dozens of raw steaks several inches thick cooking at a time, and above that, a spit roasting feral hog.

Standing in the road before Imp is none other than Greta Thunberg, her hand out to command him to halt. "HOW DARE YOU?!!?" she bellows. At first, Imp considers running her over, then he realizes what the best way to hurt women would be.

The 80 year old Imp sits in his rocking chair in his Dung-fueled power plant, surrounded by his 37 kids and grand kids. "And that is the story of how I met your mother."

Quick, someone get her a child molestation victim so she'll start cackling.