Store clerk: "Is that all you got you pussy? Not even going to chuck an alligator at me, strip down naked, rip a urinal off the wall and run into the woods with it or even try to burn down my store, in a bull costume with pasta sauce, you out of state guys are fucking weak"
(I'd like to note all examples are REAL Florida man incidents)
“You’re not in Chicago anymore; you’re under arrest.” Who knew the Wizard of Oz remake would be so based.
LMAO!
"Follow the green mile! Follow the green mile! Follow! Follow! Follow the green mile!"
Store clerk: "Is that all you got you pussy? Not even going to chuck an alligator at me, strip down naked, rip a urinal off the wall and run into the woods with it or even try to burn down my store, in a bull costume with pasta sauce, you out of state guys are fucking weak"
(I'd like to note all examples are REAL Florida man incidents)
I still say my favorite Florida Man was this guy. Nothing destructive, nothing violent, just a man who really wanted to eat his pancakes NOW.
I symptathize with him, when you need pancakes, you need pancakes!
I'm honestly surprised this story doesn't end with a pair of giant white dudes named Cletus and Jethro feeding the niglet to a gator.
"Oh, you from Chicago! WOW! This is Florida, son. I seen worse than you in the last half hour."
So is half of Florida. Get in line moron.