Amazon suspends reviews of LotR
(comicbook.com)
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Amazon: "Please stop being so mean and telling us how shit it is, we spent a lot of money on this!"
They'd probably get more views strapping cameras on to delivery drones and making it into reality tv.
I would watch that. Especially if there were traps and enemies to fight off.
Well, I suppose Bezos could just have 5% of the drones go to a "wrong address" in the ghetto...
We maybe accidentally be making "Robot Wars: final delivery " lol
First, there was man. Then, there were flying delivery robots. But man did not like the robots, so he fashioned a weapon to pluck them from the sky: a half-full bottle of Budwesier. So the robots adapted. They became tougher. More water-resistant. Man followed suit, hurling ever-fuller bottles of liquid ranging from light beer to single malt whiskey.
This is the tale of the arms race between human and machine. This...is Robot Wars: Final Delivery.
Sold. Now to get Amazon to produce the show.