First, there was man. Then, there were flying delivery robots. But man did not like the robots, so he fashioned a weapon to pluck them from the sky: a half-full bottle of Budwesier. So the robots adapted. They became tougher. More water-resistant. Man followed suit, hurling ever-fuller bottles of liquid ranging from light beer to single malt whiskey.

This is the tale of the arms race between human and machine. This...is Robot Wars: Final Delivery.

Sold. Now to get Amazon to produce the show.