These "positive tests" seem like they're just trying to keep the rona in the news to me. Why else would they even test for it at this point?

Not even once, Vax nor covid. Yet I've known Vax insistent people on their third/fourth bout of "covid".

Its AIDS

so which test was a false positive?

His name rhymes with "phoney ouchie"

NGL the actual answer was not my first, second, or even third guess.

While in almost all cases I don't wish harm on politicians (though they deserve it) I do hope Tony turns into a giant blood clot and rampages through DC.

Point this out to any leftist and the argument is always "Well he would have had it worse without them!!"