"Help, help. Our country is being invaded and we are in the middle of the worst war since our country came into existence, but don't worry we're completely able to broadcast a massive concert with hundreds of high profile targets while also giving away our position for an easy target to strike."
Dear God,
Fuck Ukraine
That would definitely be a war crime.
Saint Zelensky would finally have surrendered.
A long time ago in a country far, far away...
CLOWN WARS
Imagine Putin weighing the pros and cons of bombing U2 lol
What are the cons?
imagine being a u2 operator and posing that same question
Wait, it's really NOT the Babylon Bee? It's really real?
That's terrifying...
Traits of a real war:
You have big public concerts in the warzone.
You have massive groups of world leaders who antagonize the opponent in the war all in one spot for photo ops within mortar range.
Your own leaders fuck off to go on vacation and visit popular tourist traps.
If your side has fucking Bono and shitty U2 on it, you know you're not the good guys.
apple turned evil when they forced bono on your soundtracks. this is the symbol for ukr doing the same, lul
You know its a real war when a trendy asshole like bono can fly in and perform a concert, lmao
"Help, help. Our country is being invaded and we are in the middle of the worst war since our country came into existence, but don't worry we're completely able to broadcast a massive concert with hundreds of high profile targets while also giving away our position for an easy target to strike."
Clown war
How to make me care even less than I do about this whole charade in one easy step.