Teen Vogue reporting on deaths: find the 7 differences
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They're no wrong about Rumsfeld, but overlooking Castro's crimes is...
...It's all so tiresome.
I can remember my older sister reading teen vibe hue when I was a kid. They were a magazine for teen girls. Not sure when they became the magazine for poisoning minds
The magazine for future FtM anarchocommunists.
Most mainstream media is and was mind poison. The ones targeted at women are different, and when men read them we get weird vibes. But I would say the male version would be constantly pushing pornography, masturbation, and promiscuity, and also lecturing us constantly about the dangers of capitalism and how Orange Man/Bush Jr Bad.
I dunno, sounds an awful like the female version too. (they've changed a bit over the years)
I guess sex is just a fashion choice now, so makes sense.
I mean it almost is. I swear so much of it is fashion.
It really opened my eyes when I truly saw just how useless they made the word gender. OH I know they have made it absurd for years, but a few days ago I somehow ended up on their wiki reading through the hundred+ genders that their wiki says exists. Reading through them all with my coworker as we laugh about it [dude they seriously have a flag for EVERY FREAKIN" ONE] it made me realize.... to them gender just means that they have some weirdo quirk or personality trait or fetish. It has nothing to do with "gender" in any reasonable sense. I mean they legit have "OSGender" with it's own flag [it is a rainbow with a Microsoft Windows logo on it]. From their own wiki:
"...someone feels their gender is somehow connected to the any operating system (Windows, MacOS, Linux or other) or to elements related with it. For example, someone's gender is connected to the Windows XP operating system (fully or partially)."
And, that is taken completely seriously. Not satire, not as a joke. It isn't just some joke gender on their wiki. It is considered just as valid as all their other genders on their website. It isn't even the most absurd one on there. Just one that came to mind.
I am sorry, but just because you really relate to linux hardcore.... that does not mean it has anything to do with your gender in any way. Wtf does that have to do with any reasonable meaning of a word gender?! I can't even figure out how to connect the two. Nothing to do with body parts, dna, chromosomes, literally anything. Gender truly to them legit = pick my quirky personality trait I realized reading that. It isn't just how much of a boy vs girl you are and anywhere in between. You get your quirky personality trait/hobby/interest + your sexual fetishes and combine those two and bam there is your gender/sexual identity.
Honestly it makes them all make a lot more sense. When you get mad cause a doctor "chose their gender at birth for them" in their mind it is legit synonymous with "My doctor chose my personality at birth" as if the doctor held up the baby and said "THIS BABY SHALL BE A JERK TO ALL AROUND [BUT BLAME IT ON THEM BEING SELF DIAGNOSED AS 1% ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM] AND ALSO HAVE A DRAGON FETISH!" like some sort of prophesy as if he could know how the baby's personality will be. They have torn down the word to such a level of meaninglessness.
In attempting to define identity, they eliminated identity.
Yeah, I was gonna say that that sounds like an average issue of Cosmo.
Probably when the jews got ahold of it
Implying that a magazine devoted to fashion wasn't always run by jews.
I assume at some point it was run by gays.
¿Por qué no los dos?
they all fuck in the same bed
Why is a magazine that's allegedly for teen girls reporting on this at all? I realize they're degenerate trash but you'd think they'd push their degeneracy in ways that appeal to their target audience. What 14 year old girl cares about Castro or Rumsfeld?
When print magazines died over a decade ago they were all purchased by a select few major publishers. Since there is zero money in magazines, they cut all the staff and reduced them to copypasta. Regardless of the title, they are all virtually the same nonsense written by a small handful of writers.
For comparison, it’s like what clearchannel did to radio. There are no independent disc jockeys curating playlists. A machine writes the playlists and they’re sent out to the stations to play.
For “magazines”, they either rehash the same stories they’ve ran for 20 years or get direct orders from the mothership on what to write. It’s all extremely fake and manufactured
Clearchannel ruined radio. Sucked all the fun right out of it.
Because Rumsfeld wore the dress better?
Cause this is the kind of stuff that interests teen girls. The situation in the middle east.
It's okay to wish them to go out of business and all of the people behind Teen Vogue to live in abject misery the rest of their lives.
That's actually all I've got.
Fuck 'em both with a baseball bat wrapped in rusted razor wire. I hope they like it crispy.
It was better when teen vogue was teaching anal. I guess... maybe not. I dont know any more. Wait this is a magazine. Shit I didn't even know those existed anymore. Shit.
No thanks. I only read Teen Retard.
I weirdly forgot Castro died and thought he was still around. Like some sort of eternal demon.
Teen Vogue is cheating at this point
Should've just said "Trump bad" on his death bed and have the media immediately paint him as a hero.