Old bureaucrat: "Have we found a reason for the rise in urethral injuries in men recently?"
Old researcher: "Yes... it seems that for some reason, young men are engaging in what's called : the 'sounding' fetish and inserting things into their urethra for sexual gratification. This seems to be an extension of them attempting to insert tampons into their penis at 16."
Old bureaucrat: "Why the absolute fuck would they do that???"
New HR Director: "How were you able to determine that these people were male?"
Honestly, it’s good that these companies are doing stupid shit like this. It gives small businesses a chance to attract new customers.
In recent years I go out of my way to buy products from small businesses that I support. Coffee for instance, Starbucks wants to be woke. Got it. Oh look I found a veteran owned small business that sells coffee which turns out to be fucking awesome. Now I exclusively buy coffee from Black Rifle Coffee Co.
At least they didn't talk about "toxic cis-femininity" and how awful and dangerous women are...as usual, the women get off easy.
No it's called the menopause.
Yes they are.
Fronthole is such an abhorrent term.
I got really nervous about 2 years ago when SJWs started taking "Her penis" deathly seriously.
putting the "gamble" in Procter & Gamble.
BRB gotta shove a tampon down my urethra.
meanwhile at the CDC
Old bureaucrat: "Have we found a reason for the rise in urethral injuries in men recently?"
Old researcher: "Yes... it seems that for some reason, young men are engaging in what's called : the 'sounding' fetish and inserting things into their urethra for sexual gratification. This seems to be an extension of them attempting to insert tampons into their penis at 16."
Old bureaucrat: "Why the absolute fuck would they do that???"
New HR Director: "How were you able to determine that these people were male?"
Peak woke capital.
Honestly, it’s good that these companies are doing stupid shit like this. It gives small businesses a chance to attract new customers.
In recent years I go out of my way to buy products from small businesses that I support. Coffee for instance, Starbucks wants to be woke. Got it. Oh look I found a veteran owned small business that sells coffee which turns out to be fucking awesome. Now I exclusively buy coffee from Black Rifle Coffee Co.
Corporation: "Wokeness is the only way into the future!"
Me, singing: "I'm gonna stand there and watch you burn, that's alright because I like the it hurts..."
Bodyspray?
That’s made by unilever
But then they'd have to pay man. Can't have that now.
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