Old bureaucrat: "Have we found a reason for the rise in urethral injuries in men recently?"
Old researcher: "Yes... it seems that for some reason, young men are engaging in what's called : the 'sounding' fetish and inserting things into their urethra for sexual gratification. This seems to be an extension of them attempting to insert tampons into their penis at 16."
Old bureaucrat: "Why the absolute fuck would they do that???"
New HR Director: "How were you able to determine that these people were male?"
BRB gotta shove a tampon down my urethra.
meanwhile at the CDC
Old bureaucrat: "Have we found a reason for the rise in urethral injuries in men recently?"
Old researcher: "Yes... it seems that for some reason, young men are engaging in what's called : the 'sounding' fetish and inserting things into their urethra for sexual gratification. This seems to be an extension of them attempting to insert tampons into their penis at 16."
Old bureaucrat: "Why the absolute fuck would they do that???"
New HR Director: "How were you able to determine that these people were male?"