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Soup_Navy_Admiral 24 points ago +24 / -0

Would be a shame if someone were to trim off the first five seconds and put up a caption reading "Cynthia Jones' Hanukkah Message".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

If she does that to her own parents, what will she do to yours?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

You gotta be a part of this conversation.

You gotta suck the woke dick, bigot.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

follow the orders and save lives

The implied inverse being that if you don't follow orders... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWhbUUE4ko

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 12 points ago +12 / -0

The number of people I hear whining about the number of cases going up, like every one of them is on their deathbed, is starting to really annoy me.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

Any trans person can make their own game.

Since there seems to be a trend to retroactively repronoun, I've played tons of games by trans people. I played stuff like "Borrowed Time" by Bill Heineman and "M.U.L.E." by Dan Bunten, but if you read their Wikipedia articles now apparently I played games by Rebecca Heineman and Danielle Bunten Berry.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

Carolyn
muppet

Not even gonna look, this is the one that used to do podcasts with Anita and posted begging tweets because Anita don't pay her drones, isn't it?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a friend of mine was once told, the sheriff's job description is to be the last man standing between the citizen and an abusive or stupid government.

(And he was told this by a sheriff who was in the process of doing just that. Some property seizure thing in California, as I recall.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is it wrong that I suspected this was fake (before seeing the URL) because they already use selective enforcement to do this kind of thing without the PR?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

If things are getting better, there's no reason to have a revolution.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're so progressive and merciful and gracious! We're the generation of science and reason an-

Exodus 34:

6 And the Lord passed by before him, and proclaimed, The Lord, The Lord God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

"takes it in a direction that makes some people a bit uncomfortable"

Meanwhile, the Sam & Max devs and BackBlaze are wasting resources fucking with words because... some people a bit uncomfortable.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Natural is best.

Horse manure is natural.

Horse manure is best.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

I, for one, would like to learn how to flower flowers.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

I still find it amusing that a bunch of Marxists thought a massive corporation was on their side because it said so.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 22 points ago +22 / -0

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