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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

I for one welcome our Ebola-29 overlords.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awww, randy Randy can't thirst for rule 34 no more.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our "elites" are morons.

Our "elites" had seats on the Lolita Express before we even knew it was a thing. Remind me again why they'd care about making kids feel bad?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lamest one yet. -5/10.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yep, as I recall that was the premise of the argument. In fact I remember it this far along specifically because I thought it was so stupid - every American city has a Chinatown or a Little Italy or a whatever. Acting like America was some sort of homogenous mass of people while Canada is exceptional for keeping everyone apart.... I mean, unless they meant the pepsis having their own province to run roughshod over non-French-speaking people in. (Sorry, I know some Italian immigrants whose kids got fucked over by language police busybodies, I'm slightly bitter.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, my comment was a joke.

Hard to tell these days. The clowns outnumber the straight men.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm an ignent ferrigner, but isn't DC not being a state kind of important? To demonstrate that one state won't dominate the union, or somesuch?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love my real name too much and use it everywhere! I wouldn't use fake info.

Warmest regards,
Soup_Navy_Admiral

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love good news! Have you heard the Good News of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys look at what they did to my girlfriend's half of the pizza at [large chain that has a social media presence].

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Hutterites don't make a big deal out of their unshaven pits. Hell, for all I know they do shave them.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, if you want to wear dresses in today's fashion industry that's probably the only way.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

... leave the mask on.

In fact, here's several more for the rest of you. We're supposed to wear more than one anyway.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

My high school social studies book called Canada a "patchwork quilt" of ethnicities.

I have not been in high school for a long time.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seen on 4chan today

Reminder that the mainstream media's favorite opening line is a wordier variant of "Seen on Twitter today".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, you mean the guys who are dancing to the Wall Street insiders' tune right now?

Starting to think if she doesn't have a rap sheet it's because she didn't get caught.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why is there so much outrage if a bunch of ppl buy a stock?

Imagine the main characters of The Producers owned a TV network and, when their plan to deliberately crash the show failed, they immediately put out a report that everyone who enjoyed Springtime for Hitler was a literal Nazi.

All to salvage their plan to crash the show (and put everyone working on it on the street) for their own financial gain.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

The energy secretary's given so much money to green energy scams and boondoggles that her state is still paying them off long after the fact.

The assistant health secretary likes to pretend he's a woman and wants to force you to participate in "her" delusion.

I'm not so much worried the treasury secretary is a woman, I'm wondering if she's got a yard-long rap sheet for embezzlement, because it would fit the pattern.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +15 / -0

First, it has to be said that Jen Psaki is a huge downgrade from Kayleigh McEnany.

Tell me about it. When it comes to making a woman look good or bad....

Ebil sexists: Hire a woman who's always prepared and can easily think circles around her opponents in the press, even as they attempt to throw curveballs and trip her up.

Woke progressives: Hire a woman whose intellect is permanently locked at "I just woke up" level and is so stupidly unprepared she's missing half her swings even though her allies in the press have set up a t-ball stand.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 17 points ago +17 / -0

"context is crucial"

Yet if you pulled a Dankula in Canada you'd probably get dragged through the system just as hard.

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