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Mpetey123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because for at least the past decade Columbus has become the epitome of the evil of whiteness. It's kinda funny that the epitome of evil whiteness may be an ethnic jew. It just slants the identity politics to a funny angle.

Are the people who pulled down his statue now considered antisemitic? And with the constant arguments of to what extent the jews participated in the slave trade, it be funny that the guy now frequently called a slave torturer is a jew.

It matters because when people talk about the evils of that time Columbus is an easy target for them to attack. But if he is an ethnic jew how do they reconcile the attack on the symbol of white people despite him being of the tribe?

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Mpetey123 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was thinking about squatters the other day. And it occurred to me the law will let them takeover houses from normal folks, but cops can raze homeless camps in parks and government buildings. You'd think if squatters rights were a real thing we'd have people in monuments and shit.

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Mpetey123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone unlocked some PTSD.

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Mpetey123 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live outside of Baltimore and when I tell people that, they usually asks if I've seen The Wire? Sometimes people use shortcuts in conversations.

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Mpetey123 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a little like magicians being mad at a performer giving away the trick. No, you guys can release this obvious propaganda piece weeks away from the election, how can we plausibly deny It's propaganda?

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Mpetey123 2 points ago +3 / -1

So sex in exchange for a free dinner and movie is slutty or horny?

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Mpetey123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone is salty they didn't get the Battle of Yonkers....and it's me.

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Mpetey123 3 points ago +4 / -1

So Korra is the Avatar not the bald kid anymore?

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Mpetey123 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's more of the lack of humanity in the zombies themselves, and how it saps your humanity killing them causes.

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Mpetey123 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds like a fast zombie to me. They are the freshest, in both senses of the word.

Fresh being slang for sexual aggressiveness but also they are the less decayed ones

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Mpetey123 5 points ago +5 / -0

In World War Z there's a zombie who is constantly bumping into a wall and it doesn't make one zombie go check on the noise. But someone bumps into a door and the zombies come running. How did they know a person made that sound?

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Mpetey123 11 points ago +11 / -0

They threw a fit about him calling Baltimore rat infested, and it's rat infested. It was a huge story in The Baltimore Sun. It's that old you can't talk about my family, only I'm allowed to talk about my family bit.

I know it's trite to point out them complaining about Trump "othering" people while they are preventing unification, but I'm going to point it out anyway. I'm a clichéd motherfucker.

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