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BulbasaurusThe7th 5 points ago +5 / -0

This happens when you grow up being told you know best. She couldn't admit her own mistakes; that she fucked up picking the wrong dog, and she fucked up by not acting like a grown up and actually trying to help it.

That's it.

At least this time it was a Beagle and not a pit bull. Which are fine dogs, but every young bitch believes she can handle one. This specific one couldn't even do it with a Beagle.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine accidentally bit me one time when I was reading. I had a blanket over my legs, which I kept wiggling while concentrating on my book. She thought it was some small animal, lol.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 43 points ago +43 / -0

Society has way too many media personalities, we need less of them. Less journos, less anchors, less talk show hosts.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also, don't tell me it's not part of the fetish to drag others into uncomfortable situations.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. It's all bullshit, but as a dental technician, if you could glue teeth back in with eyelash glue no problem, I would be unemployed, lol. Lie better.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 21 points ago +21 / -0

She is also a muchie cunt. Someone once made a post online about all her alleged issues/illnesses/traumas and the weird things she claimed. I copy the list so you can see she is a lunatic.

  • cervical cancer twice that everyone on The Good Place apparently knew about but haven't once come to her defence
  • mother says she Jameela is suffering from cervical cancer right now but doesn't want anyone to know (good job then, Shireen!)
  • breast lumps removed/breast cancer scare/breast reduction, contradictory about timeline (2014, 15 or 16?) - possible cover for boob job and being sacked from Radio 1 where she accused colleague of bullying
  • pre-cancerous breast cells 2016
  • bee attack/car accident that left her variously bedbound/zimmer frame/wheelchair (variously 2002 or 2003)
  • bee attack/car accident in LA where she took refuge in a juice shop
  • bee attack outside the UN (fell into a UN peace prize recipient and nearly got shot)
  • bee attack with Mark Ronson (who describes one or two bees)
  • accident with Olly Murs causing concussion, broken elbow, broken arse, despite video evidence showing otherwise
  • this also caused a broken tooth still held in by eyelash glue till this day
  • boyfriend describes endless concussions, high fevers, six months of seizures
  • allergic to peanuts (favourite snack) and shellfish from birth
  • or alternatively as a result of mercury poisoning to her gut due to leaking fillings, which then healed and allergies went away
  • allergic to peppers but still eats them
  • allergic to her own tears
  • coeliac
  • had multiple teeth knocked out by kids with tennis rackets in a racist attack aged 7
  • recipient of multiple racist death threats on social media
  • mother says J's spine was damaged by a schoolmate with a log and another schoolmate gave her a concussion
  • had crutches taken away from her as a teenager on a dance floor while kids laughed
  • never had a birthday party (even though I went to one)
  • teenage girls specially went round to her home to tell her they were going out and she wasn't invited
  • was somehow extremely fat at school despite subsisting only on two-litre bottles of Highland Spring
  • eating disorder
  • Hashimoto's disease
  • OCD
  • PTSD
  • multiple suicide attempts, usually when someone else is talking about suicide or her contradictions are being exposed, most recently blamed on Piers Morgan for exposing her bullying of Caroline Flack (even though J was threatening suicide before he did that)
  • multiple rape victim
  • nearly dragged into a car by a man aged 15
  • 'grabbed by the vagina' on Oxford Street in the middle of the day in her school uniform until she bled
  • had her leg ejaculated on on three separate occasions as a teenager, all on tube escalators
  • taught EFL (or variously English literature) despite not being qualified
  • model but preferred to say she wasn't/was/wasn't
  • came out as queer when are was criticised for judging a show about Ballroom culture, but steadfastly maintains a heterosexual relationship
  • knocked over by a dead sea lion while out swimming -kidney stones
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BulbasaurusThe7th 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hah, same.
They also say you can't stay non-ultralib if you travel and shit. I used to be much more left-leaning before I lived in Sweden. Now? Fuck it all, I refuse to entertain the ideas of weirdos.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, I am sure they are both book experts and I should totally listen to them.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's so tone deaf. Like would I have completely different interests if I was a lesbian? I would have still gone on their shit site to look for used Larry Correia books. I would still think an "acceptable" condition paperback for 5.30 is a shit deal.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know Oprah. Who are the other two? The only Jenna I know is Marbles (RIP her career, thanks SJWs).

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BulbasaurusThe7th 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's encouraging to know that if you are gay, you are that and nothing else and you are not supposed to have interes outside of Teh Homos.
Gay is who you are. That is is.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's not being strong, it's being.... freaking normal. Also, lets say it is so. Am I supposed to feel for him? We all have our weaknesses, I'm not going to pretend he is disabled or something.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 16 points ago +16 / -0

Then again, I don't have high opinions on people's mental capabilities when they simply say they refuse to believe their own eyeballs.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then again, isn't he an adult? Like just as much as you, Tony, the other dudes, or anyone else can say "Ehhh, no, bye", Ian should have done it.
I'm laughing at him specifically because he freaking did all this. Not at any point did he stop and say no. And we are talking about a semi-famous person with good money. It's not like he depends on her for anything.

Men are not useless, weak, dumb creatures who have no chance to simply not do this.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trolled Tana Mongoloid and is now ENGAGED to her low rent version. :D
Made Ian get her some fake tits and is now doing OnlyFans porn, which he defended.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 42 points ago +42 / -0

Anisa is such a walking pile of personality disorder specific to young women it's not even funny. Just go back to making uninspired and unsexy porn.

This also explains how young leftards work. They get super excited by things like vegan cafes and overpriced hipster stores, over-designed dog parks for their rescue pitbulls and yoga studios, declare the place is THE BEST. Then reality hits when Trayvon, your local heroin dealer stabs his toothless hooker girlfriend right by their Tesla.
Like I would rather live in a place where people eat pot roasts and go fishing if it doesn't include being raped by some illegals or assaulted by a tranny for minding my business.

But the thing is, they are too retarded to come to that conclusion. Nah. They just claim that even though they don't have a proper job, they are... oppressed and blame every issue on colonialism and generational poverty.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 2 points ago +2 / -0

She isn't getting cancelled, because she is a rat nasty feminazi who flops out her saggy tits in public, fucked other people while married to the golden goose (though only had his kid, because she doesn't put the ball and chain on a broke ass motherfucker), traumatised an ex with a fake suicide for her "art", ripped off her fans when she begged for money, but then refused to pay for other performers who worked for her, sold the details of her divorce on Patreon, etc.

That woman is one of the worst human beings without being a literal serial killer. She is the definition of shitty. Bad artist, bad employer, bad wife, bad mother, bad everything.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's be real here. He is a non-trashy black person. To wokesters, it's either him, that manlet Donald Glover or some femmie gay black dude in high heels. But because he is also neat and well-spoken, non-wokesters are of course okay with him as well, because he is fine.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 20 points ago +20 / -0

Did you notice that they NEED everything? They need hormones and animu princess surgery. Tey need free Palestine. They need you to suck their girldick.

They claim everything they want for their fantasies is a need.

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