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33SC2Lurker 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pretty sure a first lady existed some 100-million years ago, who I'm sure doesn't get nearly the respect she deserves for very successfully performing her basic biological functions, and can be respected for the fact she fucked someone, but it does seem weird to worship someone modern merely because they've fucked someone else long after that first time.

At a species-level, a woman managing to fuck someone with political power isn't terribly rare, unusual, or impressive. But it is a goal of many of them. Maybe the "first lady" thing is a form of idol worship over someone who managed to complete their goal of fucking someone rich or powerful?

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33SC2Lurker 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Keep six feet apart, if you don't, you're basically dooming everyone around you. Nothing can stop the virus!" Says the public transit authority, who packs busses and trains to 110% capacity. Oh but don't worry, there's tiny plastic wedges that come out about to halfway past your ears between each seat, that will solve all problems!

...No, you can't just wear a plastic visor as a "face mask", a tiny bit of plastic nowhere near your mouth doesn't stop COVID at all.

Now sit down next to the tiny plastic visor nowhere near your mouth which stops COVID perfectly.

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33SC2Lurker 20 points ago +21 / -1

Doesn't this go against the Nuremburg rules? It's not the government "forcing" people to get chemical injections, but it is adjacent to such an action.

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33SC2Lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

And some, I assume, just really love kitchen-wares.