I know you normally give me the coal I deserve, but can you please send an open war against the NYT and Harvard this year? And, could you come a month early?
Guys, should we tell Tent that Santa isn't real and it's more likely that a random hobo is breaking into his house every Christmas and putting coal in his stockings, or nah?
Civil War 2 AND World War 3 at the same time? Bring it on.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Dear Santa,
I know you normally give me the coal I deserve, but can you please send an open war against the NYT and Harvard this year? And, could you come a month early?
With Love,
Tent
Guys, should we tell Tent that Santa isn't real and it's more likely that a random hobo is breaking into his house every Christmas and putting coal in his stockings, or nah?
Are you telling me I've been letting a hobo fuck me for coal?
we burn the white house down for a second time