47 ESPN's Max Kellerman makes excuses for the riots, then proceeds to say that all of the rioters are "extremist right-wing agitators posing as protesters." (twitter.com) posted 5 years ago by Happily_Grim 5 years ago by Happily_Grim +47 / -0 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The riots aren't happening, and if they are happening they aren't bad, and if they are bad it's a right-wing conspiracy.
This is literally his reasoning. A meme of dishonest argumentation given flesh.
A Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...
You deserved it.
I mean, this is literally the NPC chain of responses, so no surprise really.
Oh good! If they're extremist right-wing agitators you won't object if Trump sends in the Marines to shoot every looter and arsonist they see.
Right?
Inshallah, borther
How can you fuck up being a Entertainment and Sports Programming Network that bad.
Inb4 "Dey waz wearin black silicon body suites"