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US to BLOCKADE the strait of Hormuz (twitter.com)

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– WeedleTLiar 37 points 53 days ago +37 / -0

Trump, a week ago: We'll open the straight, I mean Europe, uh, Nato will open the straight, I mean the straight is fine, don't worry about it. I'm going to negotiate with Iran to get it open next week.

Truml, this week: Good news, everyone! Negotiations went so well I'm closing the straight!

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– Bleached_America 20 points 53 days ago +20 / -0

The press asked him about that. Here's Donny's response:

"That's right. It's not that Iran closed the Straight after Israhell broke the ceasefire. I, Donald Trump, will close the Straight after threatening to genocide the Iranians only 72 hours prior if they didn't open the Straight. I remain in total control of the situation, as I have always been in control. I'm the boss. I'm the greatest. Get your Trump hats now at TrumpStore.com. The hats are made in China, so we might not get any more for a while, so get yours now."

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– SR388-SAX 13 points 53 days ago +13 / -0

We are entering levels of clown world that I never could have imagined.

I just didn't properly weigh genocidal Israelis and Zionists when factoring them in, I guess.