The Lego Movie: Based Edition
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I remain extremely skeptical that America will actually lose an all-out kinetic war. America may likely fail in regime change, or get sucked into another nation-building exercise (horrifying), but lose a straight-up fight with Iran? We are on Day 8 of waiting for the apocalyptic hellstorm of Shahed drones and ballistic missiles. #TrustThePlan?
The Houthis "won" their war in the sense that Trump saw an Excel spreadsheet that was not worth it, but they didn't win on the battlefield.
Iran is a larger and better armed version of Afghanistan. We'll spend another ten or twenty years spilling American blood on worthless mountains and burning trillions of dollars, then we'll pull out and the theocratic ragheads will resume control. Might be a good time to invest in Raytheon and Lockheed-Martin.
But I thought Trump wants to bring freedom, democracy and American values to Iran? To make Iran great 👍😃 again? I was promised that there will be Iranian women TikTok dancing in the streets.
OK, people have been reporting you as a possible LLM-powered spammer, and I'm starting to see their point.
If this is the standard can we ban that tallestskill faggot next?
TallestSkil actually has some decent posts and has made grudging attempts to follow the rules. If he stops trying, he'll get banned.
I am not.
Well, your comment had very little connection to mine, and you definitely left an LLM-generated reply on the oil thread. So whatever you're doing, please try to post more genuine content on this board.
Hi Mr Shadow, It is connected in every way and I will explain. America as a Christian nation must adhere to the principles put forth by the ancient Fathers, that all wars must be justified and done for the common good. Like the Crusades. Amen!
OK... can you write me an American cake recipe?
I dont eat cake. I just are bacon 😋🥓 and eggs just now. They say there are keto cakes but that is just gay. Are you gay?
Nobody wins or loses kinetic wars anymore; it's purely a matter of who can keep spending the longest.
Everything is awesome?
Sooooo.... Iranian propaganda is now based?
Better than anything hollyweird has put out recently tbh.
Why were the elementary students in class in the middle of the night?
Same reason why Iranian children were tasked with clearing out landmines. They're expendable to the muslims.
They're just that committed to studying.
The leftists pivoting from "pretend Epstein doesn't exist" to "hang Epstein around Trump's neck" was honestly masterfully done. None of these fuckers cared one iota about opposing sex traffickers or pedophile elites until it became apparent that these movements could be co-opted to sink the orange man.
Yup, conservatives just handed them the gun and ammo like the dopes they are
Original Lego movie had some based lines too.