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Seriously, it felt like that annoying person no one invited to the party and always refuses to leave.
Wait, you don't use the phrase to make them leave?
"Ok, we all pay for our own food and drinks"
Its really funny how both that game and Death Stranding 2 came out this year, were a complete wet fart of nothing to a point where they were completely forgotten within a week, and still got put up against legitimate "biggest games of the year" contenders, and KCD2.
And the biggest thing this game is known for is that its psychotic lead feels the need to make everything about herself (as seen by this get up) and then was retroactively made into a literal terrorist in a hilarious chain of events.
Was DS2 a mess? I only saw one or two cutscenes with the girl in a white gown but honestly, I thought it was a trailer with how little I’ve seen of it.
From what I hear, the gameplay was reconfigured to push combat heavily, despite the first game establishing that's a very bad idea even if you technically could, and it detracts from everything people liked about the actual game sections of the series.
The writing somehow got more Kojima-y with all sorts of insanity, more anime/vtubers, and a nightmare gay tentacle makeout scene. Enough that its extremely offputting compared to the first game.
Even if you are being charitable with "if you ignore X and Y its a fun game" like I could with DS1 (one of my favorite chill and don't think games to play), it basically didn't land in the slightest (not helping by being PS5 exclusive after DS1 got much of its success on PC) and had no reason to be nominated for anything but graphical awards. Its only up there because Geoff is a literal character in universe because Kojima is his friend.
Imagine caring about the game awards (as a consumer)
It's dumber than following pro sports.
Um scuze me, xir, Yasuke was the best, and totally real, gay samurai everrr
I said this on 4chan awhile ago when it came up. But they showed her like 14 times. We get it.
But if you're going to intentionally make yourself look like you just got caught in a windstorm, and spent the night sleeping in a ditch, you can't pull that look off.
There are 3 people on the earth that can, with a tie at 3rd place. Tim Burton, Johnny Depp and Gary Busey/Nick Nolte. That's it. Everyone else is gonna look like shit. And I know the pic was a bad angle/screengrab pic to begin with ... but she intentionally made herself look that way. Even better angles still made her look bad.
The shot of her stuffing her face with popcorn was just icing on the cake.
Yeah...own the alphabets or something.
They're supporting a lesbian lead...
To own the alphabets?
Is this like cratering your country's birthrates to combat the mussie invasion?
I mean, that appears to be what OP is doing. Exp. 33 won all the awards, where the lead was a lesbian woman with very strong anti-male views.
I think he's highlighting how even troons and fags are willing to turn on each other when it comes down to which slop they consume.
And Exp 33 has more quick time events than a 7th gen hack and slash with a story that tries way too hard to be deep. How that boring piece of crap won is beyond me.
Don't blame me, I voted for CrossWorlds. Which didn't even make it to the final selection.
I haven't played it, but that sounds exactly like I imagined it was going to be. It won because the lead was an angry dyke, and the other option was pissing off the "anti-wokes" who seethe at black people existing but don't care when the winner is a female supremacist.
And I didn't vote at all. Because this year's choices are all garbage.
The only new release I actually bothered to play was silksong and I'd say it's pretty good.
Meh, it's fun to vote. Nothing I voted for won though.
I voted for 007 First Light as most anticipated, because I truly believe Grand Theft Femslop will be an unparalleled dumpster fire.
Even without the beaner chick, they're never topping 5. With how most AAA games release these days, I wouldn't be surprised if GTA 6 turns out to be the second coming of Cyberpunk 2077.
What the fuck are you talking about? E33 protagonist is a dude
Anaconda.