"I said I was thirsty because I wanted you to empathize with my feelings of thirsteness, Billy. I didn't want you to solve the issue of me being thirsty. Do you understand Billy?"
Two seconds later
"Don't say screw, screwing is for carpenters. Say (demure voice) make love or (deep ghetto puerto rican) FUCK!!
You were giving her a logical solution. She didn't want a logical solution, she wanted reality to warp to her preferences.
"I said I was thirsty because I wanted you to empathize with my feelings of thirsteness, Billy. I didn't want you to solve the issue of me being thirsty. Do you understand Billy?"
Two seconds later
"Don't say screw, screwing is for carpenters. Say (demure voice) make love or (deep ghetto puerto rican) FUCK!!