"I said I was thirsty because I wanted you to empathize with my feelings of thirsteness, Billy. I didn't want you to solve the issue of me being thirsty. Do you understand Billy?"
Two seconds later
"Don't say screw, screwing is for carpenters. Say (demure voice) make love or (deep ghetto puerto rican) FUCK!!
"I said I was thirsty because I wanted you to empathize with my feelings of thirsteness, Billy. I didn't want you to solve the issue of me being thirsty. Do you understand Billy?"
Two seconds later
"Don't say screw, screwing is for carpenters. Say (demure voice) make love or (deep ghetto puerto rican) FUCK!!