"TEENAGERS could be here" he thought.
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I'm going to guess "teenagers" mean those of the chimpanzee variety and they just won't say that? The thing is when I look around the demographics of that area don't seem to support that. There's not a ton of info I could find.
Otherwise, they are just going to piss off current and future customers. If it's just some grouchy old manager they might could learn the benefits of catching flies with honey instead of vinegar.
Might be migrating chimpanzees because their local shops and restaurants are already closed
Muh food deserts.
While its certainly negroid behavior usually, I know a lot of local businesses in my mostly white town banned teenagers because high schoolers were also just little shits and kept shoplifting or getting rowdy. All the ones within walking distance of the school during their lunch time specifically.
But saying "we don't want specific ages" is probably too close to discrimination laws, so they go with the wide net because a kid under like 13 isn't likely to be coming in anyway.
I got a message from Chimpanzee Republic's embassy. It's in... sign language? Right. I know this. I'll translate.
"Dindus, burnin' lootin' murderers, lynch practice, unscholarlies, robbin' da hoods, thugs. The Chimpanzees are a superior race than the nigger."
Haha you may be right.