Who the fuck is even the audience for this ad
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Imagine a neckbearded DM dropping anything close to "you arrive at a burlesque show featuring multiple women of color."
"I cast fireball."
Nigga please, I'm Cloudkilling this bitch
Good call. Mooks can survive a fireball with some lucky rolls, but Cloudkill just stone cold murders anything with less than 5HD, so anything that makes it out is gonna provide the real fight for the encounter.
"And close the door."
"This has little effect. The poison cloud is barely noticeable among the copious amounts of perfume and bodily musk of the performers. A few lose a single HP, most of them blame it on an unfortunate flatulation or discharge from one of their fellow dancers."
"Emboldened by the notion of a pyrotechnic component to their performance, they interpret the fireball spell as approval and begin gyrating faster. They begin stomping their feet as they lock eyes with you."
but not just any women! trans non-binary lesbians!