47 Roses are red, Women's basketball players are short,... (www.zerohedge.com) posted 357 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic 357 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic +47 / -0 WNBA Forced To Stop Game After Lime Green Dildo Thrown On Court ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Proposal: if a wnba player gets a triple double during a game, fans should throw wigs on the court like what hockey fans do for hat tricks. Theoretically safer and possibly more sanitary than dildos.
Considering the amount of wigs already on the court, it might be too confusing for the players.
Inb4 one gets thrown while on fire and sets them all ablaze.