Comedian Ben Bankas ran against Chow for Mayor of Toronto in 2023.
He received 203 votes to her 269k, for 0.03% of the vote.
His platform
Allowing smoking on patios and in bars after midnight, allow bars and restaurants to operate until 4 a.m., make Toronto more dog friendly, turn City Hall into a refugee and homeless camp
Edit: For context, it appears that she was warned about the snow removal two weeks ago and she basically played the race/ feminism cards and told everyone to fuck off. Now she's complaining about the snow as if she's the victim and it wasn't her job to anticipate or do something sooner.
The worst part is pedestrians and cyclists complaining about how they can't walk anywhere, I'm sure they would love to be burned alive when the fire department can't reach anywhere because they were busy plowing bike lanes and sidewalks.
Just buy a pair of snow shoes, they cost almost nothing, cars need winter tyres why wouldn't humans?
Toronto has one of the largest buildings in the world by footprint, the "PATH". It's an underground labrynth of shops and food courts, almost a mall, that stretches a huge chunk of the city, several miles at least. I looked it up, it's 85 acres large. One building. All underground. in the form of a thin spiderweb, so those acres aren't a nice square to take space, they're hallways upon hallways. People don't like admitting the PATH is a singular building for some reason, but you can walk for 30 minutes in one direction in it, and never see the light of day, only artificial glow. Which to me says its one fuckin' building.
It also links to, like, 6 subways stations, three surface-transit hubs, several grocery stores, and three other ACTUAL malls. It's that large. Wild take, but Toronto sidewalks don't actually need to be cleared all that much. Just... walk on the PATH. I know, it's hard to tell where you're going because it's all endless rows of shops, but it links directly, no outside exposure, has stairwells and elevators, to a whole massive chunk of the skyscrapers in the city, too.
In summary... They don't need to clear the snow! Toronto can petty much just go underground whenever it gets chilly. Walking too slow for you? Take one of those six subway stations!
Comedian Ben Bankas ran against Chow for Mayor of Toronto in 2023.
He received 203 votes to her 269k, for 0.03% of the vote.
His platform
Look I already voted for him, you don't need to sell him to me any further.
He really nailed that weird musical quality that Chinese accents have, and the exaggerated R's all over the place. IRRRndia!
I will donate to his campaign.
Canada is cooked. Love this! 🤣
Edit: For context, it appears that she was warned about the snow removal two weeks ago and she basically played the race/ feminism cards and told everyone to fuck off. Now she's complaining about the snow as if she's the victim and it wasn't her job to anticipate or do something sooner.
The worst part is pedestrians and cyclists complaining about how they can't walk anywhere, I'm sure they would love to be burned alive when the fire department can't reach anywhere because they were busy plowing bike lanes and sidewalks.
Just buy a pair of snow shoes, they cost almost nothing, cars need winter tyres why wouldn't humans?
Toronto has one of the largest buildings in the world by footprint, the "PATH". It's an underground labrynth of shops and food courts, almost a mall, that stretches a huge chunk of the city, several miles at least. I looked it up, it's 85 acres large. One building. All underground. in the form of a thin spiderweb, so those acres aren't a nice square to take space, they're hallways upon hallways. People don't like admitting the PATH is a singular building for some reason, but you can walk for 30 minutes in one direction in it, and never see the light of day, only artificial glow. Which to me says its one fuckin' building.
It also links to, like, 6 subways stations, three surface-transit hubs, several grocery stores, and three other ACTUAL malls. It's that large. Wild take, but Toronto sidewalks don't actually need to be cleared all that much. Just... walk on the PATH. I know, it's hard to tell where you're going because it's all endless rows of shops, but it links directly, no outside exposure, has stairwells and elevators, to a whole massive chunk of the skyscrapers in the city, too.
In summary... They don't need to clear the snow! Toronto can petty much just go underground whenever it gets chilly. Walking too slow for you? Take one of those six subway stations!
Same shit in russia, only smells differently. "How could we prepare for snow in winter? We couldn't anticipate that!"
Funny. But Canada’s entire judiciary and police will be mobilized to prosecute this comedian worse than Tamara Lynch.
Chinese accent mockery is always hilarious.
lmfao
This comedian better hire the same lawyer Mike Ward did.
My Word! I'm finally proud to be Canadian.