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posted ago by CarmenOfSandiego ago by CarmenOfSandiego +63 / -0

So... with all the drama going on around KCD2 making significant changes to what would have been established history of the time period it got me thinking just how much the groups clamouring for such "games" would actually want the same things but applied to other pet projects of theirs.

Namely, Jakub and the evil laboratory hwuites.

Now before I get into the shitpost I'm aware this would cost a lot of time and money so it's mostly rhetorical unless someone like Elon with more money than common sense decides to sperg and shitpost just for the keks.

Crazy dumb theories claim Jakub made white people in a lab. They broke free or got out some other way, took everything from blacks, was the start of all the bad things ever.

Now ignoring the points how badly and incompetent this paints black people in the story in the first place, just how much do you think the groups advocating this story would actually want it adapted into some kind of media like a game?

Where you play the lab created whites rebelling against their creator and taking over everything.

Obviously the outcome is something practically all 'Large Scale Social Deception' groups would whine about however not only would this be subject to countering claims of trying to "erase black history" in addition to any attempts to revise said "history" also falling victim to their own methods, but since Jakub is purported to be a major figure by some parts of Islam it would also potentially piss them off were "adapations" made for the more "modern audience".

Essentially a very long, and expensive, "hoist by their own petard" play bringing up every single retarded step taken up to this point.

For bonus points you can then field trolls claiming the whole thing from the start was a psyop just to pull all this off and enough people would probably fall for that as well.