Ozempic lowers your weight while increasing the number of fat cells you have. You end up with more, smaller fat cells.
Which presumably will be screaming "feed me Seymour" whenever you stop taking it, because that's what fat cells do. Fat cells that lose fat tell the body "hey, running out fat here!".
Cannibalism about to skyrocket as people not able to afford more Ozempic eat the first thing they see.
Ozempic lowers your weight while increasing the number of fat cells you have. You end up with more, smaller fat cells.
Which presumably will be screaming "feed me Seymour" whenever you stop taking it, because that's what fat cells do. Fat cells that lose fat tell the body "hey, running out fat here!".
Cannibalism about to skyrocket as people not able to afford more Ozempic eat the first thing they see.
Given the original ideal of "over-consumerism" that zombies often get attributed to, this still seems very fitting. At least they'll be slow zombies.
Well the fat people would probably be faster, they wouldn't have a respiratory system to slow then down, no pain to slow them down.