98 JD Vance used to play an unbalanced Magic deck as a young teenager, that proves he's a power hungry psychopath (archive.is) posted 54 days ago by ArtemisFoul 54 days ago by ArtemisFoul +99 / -1 65 comments share 65 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Lmao he played black? Par for the course. Now if he played mono blue I'd be worried.
Congress, looking dejectedly at Trump after passing a bill, "does... does it resolve?"
Trump, smugly: "protection from clowns."
The next article: “J. D. Vance’s Tyrannical, Controlling Force of Will.”
Holy fuck, the memories.
I played a weird red/green/colorless fast mana deck with a bunch of alternative mana sources, and I was the only one able to do anything when one of my friends busted out his mono-blue control deck. It was hilarious.