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Enough to make The Hobbit look like a god damned masterpiece.
I mean I thought the hobbit wasn't bad just stretched out needlessly as it should've just been two films.
This shit is so bad that it makes you want to chuck all the people involved in it into the Somme so they can 'learn the author's roots'..
There are a couple fan mashups you can download on the internet of all 3 movies squeezed into a single one, but with all the non-canon scenes removed. I think that the most famous of those is "The Hobbit: The Tolkien Edit". Instead of having an overinflated 9+ hour trilogy filled with ridiculous scenes like a Radagast rabbit-sled chase, asinine and useless love stories and crossdressing, you get a single condensed 4h30 movie. It's a much better experience overall, with the only real downside being sometimes having shortened day-night cycles.
I've seen the Tolkien Edit, and I'm a fan. It's definitely a bit jarring at times, but it's very watchable.
I've said this before. I hated Tauriel. I'm pretty much a purist, and I thought the addition was stupid (tbf, there are many additions to the Hobbit movies that are stupid). A friend of mine had a daughter who was maybe 8-9 when the movies came out. She became a huge Tauriel fan, read the Hobbit, read the Lord of the Rings, etc. I would rather have a small bit player added to the story, a small inconsequential character who doesn't really change anything, than doing what Hollywood normally does--taking random female character and making her an empowered (probably raceswapped poc) bossbitch.
So today, I basically just ignore Tauriel.
At least they picked Kate from Lost when she was still decently hot instead of an ugly negress - like the "Julietz"
Cast them into the fires of mount doom
The volcano would spit this abomination out.
If you had dwarf miscegenation on your bingo card for this year...
Tauriel : ''This abnormally-tall dwarf might precipitate my decadal ovulation. Oh my.''
Legolas : ''WTF.''
making each fictional race has the same demographic makeup of new york is retarded and makes the concept of race pointless and often times makes no sense.
kind of preaching to the choir here, but the goal to me has always seemed to be to make the white race pointless, and replaceable - with this other variety of shades that "have culture" or history or whatever it is they seem to think
I guess no one understands the concept of the Orcs being created and used by a powerful elite located in the East of Middle Earth to destroy all of Western Middle Earth civilization and culture, and are not there to interbreed with.
Yet here we are.
We wuz Rangz.
Proglodyte propaganda banner.
Mmmm, swarthy!
It's pretty common knowledge that if you spend your entire life (over many generations) underground you will be white not black