"I have no evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, or anyone at the CIA, FBI, DOJ, DHS, or USSS. I was lead to this assassination attempt because of evil orange man's evil comments about Haitians eating dogs. I wouldn't have shot at him if he hasn't made unsubstantiated and baseless claims about our fellow refugee Americans. Slava Ukraine"
He is apparently alive, at the moment.
I look forward to his hastily written suicide note absolving the CIA and Ukraine of any wrongdoing.
"I have no evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, or anyone at the CIA, FBI, DOJ, DHS, or USSS. I was lead to this assassination attempt because of evil orange man's evil comments about Haitians eating dogs. I wouldn't have shot at him if he hasn't made unsubstantiated and baseless claims about our fellow refugee Americans. Slava Ukraine"
"Also, Boeing's my favorite employer."