For my fellow Americans, as soured as we are living in this fake and gay empire have a happy fourth of July.
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Happy Fourth guys, time for an awesome afternoon of grilling and baseball, followed by four nights of neighbors shooting off fireworks that's gonna drive my pets bonkers.
Your neighbors waited until now to start? What a bunch of traitorous losers!
Mine started on Sunday and been ramping up since.
Earlier in the week the local HOA (big block of them are right next to where I am) sent them a letter to all their buildings saying they will be fining people for shooting fireworks on the 4th and they will be checking properties on the evening of the 4th and the morning of the 5th, so they all noticed the loophole and blasted that shit all last night.
Fuck HOAs
Honestly, I was surprised no one popped off last night, years past doesn't matter what day the 4th fell on, come midnight someone is shooting fireworks. Last year it was friday to tuesday with iirc a night off due to rain.
This year, not just my street, it was quiet in the entire area all week.
Truly America has fallen.
My town has now banned fireworks and posted signs everywhere notifying everybody that they are banned. That's bad enough.
But I also see assholes who have, voluntarily, put those same signs IN THEIR OWN YARDS.
Fucking traitors.
It's a tough economy, his neighbors probably couldn't afford 10 days worth of mortars.