For the upcoming Summer Olympics, Paris decided that, for the sake of Climate Change, they were not going to be installing Air Conditioning in the Olympic Village, but instead use fans, pumping cold water, and other methods for cooling.
In response, at a minimum the German, Australian, Italian, Canadian, British and now American all said "Screw that, we're just going to bring our own portable AC units with us"
Apparently the governments of all those countries consider athletic performance more important than "saving the planet". Who would have guessed?
Not anymore if they got jabbed judging from how many of em have been dropping dead.
Considering all the Died Suddenly athletes in domestic sports but nothing out of the olympic ones, I'm pretty convinced the latter were given saline.
I don't know why an international pissing competition is so important to the cathedral, but for whatever reason it is.
It lets them gamble against each-other, everyone loves gambling, even Them.