Larian already did that where they "patched out" the "bug" that made party members super horny and come onto you within the first hour of playtime. Because that's totally what it was, a bug. It was absolutely NOT a feature and the game was obviously NOT designed that way to appeal to the Reddit faggots that represented the majority of people who played the early access (or at least were the only ones permitted to give feedback).
Unfortunately, Gale and Astarion are still in the game, as is the drag queen, the bear scene, the horny Mind Flayer, the ogre and bugbear...I swear, this game sounds more depraved than a hentai visual novel.
Yeah, there's a Mind Flayer called the Emperor that you can romance and have sex with. Even though Mind Flayers don't have a reproductive system that is in-line with vertebrates, and thus don't have a sex drive, and thus wouldn't seek out any kind of sexual experience. Never mind how different their thought processes are from everyone else's; companionship and romance would be incomprehensibly alien concepts to them, especially towards beings they view as food. But it's what sexually-obsessed (and frustrated) Redditors want, so of course Larian put it in.
I managed to go through the whole game without fucking any animals. And the only gay scene I noticed was the Ogres played for laughs. And that's kind of, if not especially funny. In any case, I'm not opposed to buggery jokes. I'm sure there's more in the stories, if you read all the notes, but I don't.
So... I think people have been going through the "romance" content on YouTube. Why? This is like going to Bing Image Search, turning off safe search, searching for this shit and being like: Mom I saw porn.
Larian already did that where they "patched out" the "bug" that made party members super horny and come onto you within the first hour of playtime. Because that's totally what it was, a bug. It was absolutely NOT a feature and the game was obviously NOT designed that way to appeal to the Reddit faggots that represented the majority of people who played the early access (or at least were the only ones permitted to give feedback).
Unfortunately, Gale and Astarion are still in the game, as is the drag queen, the bear scene, the horny Mind Flayer, the ogre and bugbear...I swear, this game sounds more depraved than a hentai visual novel.
The WHAT?!
Yeah, there's a Mind Flayer called the Emperor that you can romance and have sex with. Even though Mind Flayers don't have a reproductive system that is in-line with vertebrates, and thus don't have a sex drive, and thus wouldn't seek out any kind of sexual experience. Never mind how different their thought processes are from everyone else's; companionship and romance would be incomprehensibly alien concepts to them, especially towards beings they view as food. But it's what sexually-obsessed (and frustrated) Redditors want, so of course Larian put it in.
It does bring up the man or bear question in a new light.
I managed to go through the whole game without fucking any animals. And the only gay scene I noticed was the Ogres played for laughs. And that's kind of, if not especially funny. In any case, I'm not opposed to buggery jokes. I'm sure there's more in the stories, if you read all the notes, but I don't.
So... I think people have been going through the "romance" content on YouTube. Why? This is like going to Bing Image Search, turning off safe search, searching for this shit and being like: Mom I saw porn.
Isn't the initial goal of every playthrough to abort a mindflayer embryo that was implanted into your brain?
You heard him
I wish I didn't. Fuggin hell
LOL, I blew a couple of minds in one post. Maybe I'm the real Mind Flayer!