Uh-oh...someone else isn't about to kill themselves... - Kotaku In Action 2

Uh-oh...someone else isn't about to kill themselves... (archive.md)

posted 320 days ago by FatalConceit 320 days ago by FatalConceit +19 / -0

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– TheStupidPrizeWinner 10 points 319 days ago +10 / -0

Two self inflicted gunshots to the back of the head? Accidental drowning? Car accident? Slipped in the shower? Overdose?

Shall we place bets?

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– Gizortnik 9 points 319 days ago +10 / -1

Your forgot the best one: tied to a fucking tree having managed to shoot himself in the head with a shotgun.

YEAH...

SUICIDE...

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– DemolitionsPanda 8 points 319 days ago +8 / -0

I still like the "fractured his own skull while working out with weights"

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– MassivePecorino 6 points 319 days ago +6 / -0

Found headless in his back yard, natural causes and the family dog supposedly ate the head. Family dog was a Pomeranian.

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– TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points 319 days ago +7 / -0

I have heard that Pomeranians are a "small and hearty breed", but goddamn.

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