Swat Kats is getting a reboot...
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They'll be gay. Nobrainer.
The only heterosexual couple allowed will be the Metallikats. And their mobster bickering will be changed to Mac being physically abusive to Molly instead of either of them going berserk if their counterpart is taken down. Because real couples never argue and still love each other.
Oh yeah it's going to be woke. It's going to be voltroned with the turbo kat only showing up to get shot down 90% of the fucking time.
It's 100% going to be awful. Like all the other nostalgia reboots have been.
I don't even plan to watch the new one. If I want my fix, I'll watch the old one.
"ItS a DeCoNsTrUcTiOn"
put a chick in it and make it gay?
Swat Kats already had two strong female characters in the main heroes' love interests. Callie was the mayor in all but name, and Felina was an Enforcer who could keep up with the Turbo Kat. Not to mention the female villains like Molly Manx and Turmoil.
But of course none of that counts because they all were either in or interested in relationships with men.
The reporter chick or whoever (I know there was a female cat) will turn into Supergirl (with or without powers) and beat half of the villains for them, and when people get mad the soyboy manchildren in the audience will say, "but if you were REALLY a fan of the original you'd know whatsherface was ALREADY a really active powerful character"
Ah the woke TMNT formula with what they did to April O'Neil (and that was before they made her black).
what even happened to tmnt after that. tell me it flopped
it's all so tiresome...