time for the rectal scan

don't you mean a retina scan?

unzips... you want the loan or not?

DNA is transphobic, as it will misgender you constantly with your At-birth assignment instead of your true gender.

We need to cancel this harmful and outdated pseudo-scientific practice of assigning value to DNA.

Oh thank goodness they're here to keep us secure and safe with mark of the beast. And think of the convenience! I won't have to present all my papers any more to buy a hot dog.

Is this peak dystopia? Because this feels like peak dystopia.