I saw that American Pie is getting a remake. The director will be a “female POC” who will give it a “fresh take”. Nothing wrong with a raunchy comedy that appeals to women like Sex in the City or ones that appeal to young men like American Pie or Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I’m sure she will do a garbage job and the shills will say it’s wonderful. Rinse and repeat.
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I don't want a fresh take on a sex comedy, I want a regular sex comedy with jokes that are funny.
Bingo
Insert in drunk rape frat boy being big evil and men acting like pussies the entire time “to earn the respect of women”.
Sensible black guy trying to stop the huwite frat boys, Gillette the movie
I'm afraid to ask what 'fucking a pie' morphs into in a female POC remake.
A pie-eating contest.
Oh fuck. She'll be a lesbian, won't she?
"I be takin' muh jelly."
I.E., putting jelly in her hoo-ha so the guy in her life would eat her out.
American Pie was shit when it came out the first time.
Yea, not the greatest movie but it doesn’t need an “updated for modern audience” remake
Oh yes it did. The men weren't humiliated enough, there are no caricatures of "incels", the girls weren't perfect enough, no black worship, no tranny worship...
Agreed.
So.. ugly girls this time?? I remember that naked girl scene with the webcam lol. She was relatively hot.
we need a new phrase - "straight to streaming"
I'm looking forward to not watching this. Haven't seen the original either.
Same (about not watching). I saw the movie and the sequel in the early 2000s
Just like every other remake that's come out. They can't create anything new, so they destroy what you once enjoyed.