I wonder when a racing game will jump the EV shark. It seems inevitable for there to be a mostly EV racing game at some point.
Forza Horizon 5 added a few so far, but nobody drives any of them online. I saw a couple of Nio EP9s and that's about it. A game all about them would flop hard. I hope.
If you double down on the wokeness you’re guaranteed to quadruple your online engagement and that will surely translate into more sales. So how about this: the vehicles are electric AND they’re LGBT.
Most probable reveal: That there'll be a GOW announcement since that's their most successful series still or that they'll take an old nostalgic series and attempt a reboot that'll fail
Least likely but more fun reveal: they announce that they'll make a WNBA vs NBA game that's based on real world stats so an entire female team gets dunked on by 2 players.
Vikings Valhalla The Game, featuring/centered around Queen Estrid Haakon and helping her defend from Saxons or christian invaders. You can choose body type 1 or 2, and skintones above bronze. All vikings are multicultural in an absolute even ratio from the current hierarchy of oppression.
Bully Hunter: The Game. Featuring an all new cast of unstoppable (but marginalized) women and queers fighting against the bullies trying to live free and avoid paying femgeld tributes.
Continue the Uncharted adventure in Uncharted 5: Nombre Muerto, where you play as Nathan Drake’s trans son, Casey, on a globe trotting adventure of restitution and white guilt. Thrill as you return your villainous father’s ill-gotten treasures to natives and make amends for his ethnic transgressions!
Sadly, this is actually likely to be true with Neil Cuckmann at the helm. Switching Nate's son to a daughter, just so he can troon her up and turn her into a Nazi-hunting autistic lesbian seems right up his alley.
The Last of Us will get a third game, based on the TV show, that's based on the first game, in the biggest clusterfuck since Mortal Kombat : The Movie : The Game.
Gran Turismo 7 will get an expansion all about saving the planet by not accelerating too aggressively. The cover car for it will be a GM "masterpiece".
A new developer will become a PlayStation first-party and be announced. They'll be developing some kind of awfully woke point and click game.
Jokes aside, all I'm hoping for is something special for GT7, because I've been sitting on the fence about buying a used PS4 and that game for ages.
It was me, yes. I was tempted to recycle it, but I came up with something even more ridiculous, a game, based on a TV show, based on the same game.
A reboot of Twisted Metal that tones down the violence and now everyone drives electric vehicles.
I wonder when a racing game will jump the EV shark. It seems inevitable for there to be a mostly EV racing game at some point.
Forza Horizon 5 added a few so far, but nobody drives any of them online. I saw a couple of Nio EP9s and that's about it. A game all about them would flop hard. I hope.
If you double down on the wokeness you’re guaranteed to quadruple your online engagement and that will surely translate into more sales. So how about this: the vehicles are electric AND they’re LGBT.
Congratulations, you are now head of advertising at Ford.
Most probable reveal: That there'll be a GOW announcement since that's their most successful series still or that they'll take an old nostalgic series and attempt a reboot that'll fail
Least likely but more fun reveal: they announce that they'll make a WNBA vs NBA game that's based on real world stats so an entire female team gets dunked on by 2 players.
Vikings Valhalla The Game, featuring/centered around Queen Estrid Haakon and helping her defend from Saxons or christian invaders. You can choose body type 1 or 2, and skintones above bronze. All vikings are multicultural in an absolute even ratio from the current hierarchy of oppression.
Bully Hunter: The Game. Featuring an all new cast of unstoppable (but marginalized) women and queers fighting against the bullies trying to live free and avoid paying femgeld tributes.
I got that reference.
Based on the current memes to reality cycle there will be a game with a forced troon mc
Continue the Uncharted adventure in Uncharted 5: Nombre Muerto, where you play as Nathan Drake’s trans son, Casey, on a globe trotting adventure of restitution and white guilt. Thrill as you return your villainous father’s ill-gotten treasures to natives and make amends for his ethnic transgressions!
Sadly, this is actually likely to be true with Neil Cuckmann at the helm. Switching Nate's son to a daughter, just so he can troon her up and turn her into a Nazi-hunting autistic lesbian seems right up his alley.
10/10, cast Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the trans son.
Zero attractive female characters. Negative chance of there being any bikini outfits or armor.
PaRappa the Rapper and every verse is something about white people being a problem
PaRappa then: Mix words in to existing lyrics
PaRappa now
They bring back Ape Escape, but instead of you being the hero for capturing the monkeys, you're the enemy
And all of them are wearing BLM shirts
And maybe a Neil Druckmannized reboot of that Joan o' Arc PSP game that came out years ago
I'll start the game.
The Last of Us will get a third game, based on the TV show, that's based on the first game, in the biggest clusterfuck since Mortal Kombat : The Movie : The Game.
Gran Turismo 7 will get an expansion all about saving the planet by not accelerating too aggressively. The cover car for it will be a GM "masterpiece".
A new developer will become a PlayStation first-party and be announced. They'll be developing some kind of awfully woke point and click game.
Jokes aside, all I'm hoping for is something special for GT7, because I've been sitting on the fence about buying a used PS4 and that game for ages.
Uhm, point and click games are ableist.
Is ableism even still relevant on the left?