Boring people who pretend they are nice, yet everyone hates them, because they are SJW cunts.
Yes, there was this big wave of people saying they are Hufflepuff.
For fun, I like to claim that Hufflepuff is the only house that actually gets any work done. While the other three are squabbling among themselves and acting like they're so important in a world that's ruled by filthy muggles who could shoot them all to death if they ever found out about them, the Hufflepuffs are tending to matters important on a cosmic scale, like battling eldritch horrors lurking beyond the fringes of reality. This is the reason they're so uninvolved with that whole silly matter with the snake guy and that unspectacular nerd with the scar. It's completely beneath them, and if they did get involved, the whole mess would have been solved before the first book even began. That whole reputation of being the house of leftovers is one they actively cultivate to keep the others houses out of their goddamn business.
That would be quite hilarious, I can definitely see a harry potter manga or anime where in the background of all the boring student stuff there are some Hufflepuff's battling some eldritch abominations. Or having them all bloodied during classes and no one notices anything in universe
LIES.
Who the fuck would ever claim to be Hufflepuff?
Boring people who pretend they are nice, yet everyone hates them, because they are SJW cunts.
Yes, there was this big wave of people saying they are Hufflepuff.
The "quirky" passive aggressive that thought themselves as funny
For fun, I like to claim that Hufflepuff is the only house that actually gets any work done. While the other three are squabbling among themselves and acting like they're so important in a world that's ruled by filthy muggles who could shoot them all to death if they ever found out about them, the Hufflepuffs are tending to matters important on a cosmic scale, like battling eldritch horrors lurking beyond the fringes of reality. This is the reason they're so uninvolved with that whole silly matter with the snake guy and that unspectacular nerd with the scar. It's completely beneath them, and if they did get involved, the whole mess would have been solved before the first book even began. That whole reputation of being the house of leftovers is one they actively cultivate to keep the others houses out of their goddamn business.
That would be quite hilarious, I can definitely see a harry potter manga or anime where in the background of all the boring student stuff there are some Hufflepuff's battling some eldritch abominations. Or having them all bloodied during classes and no one notices anything in universe
This sounds like a much better story, and I'm sure someone has written it already.
No one wants to be hufflepup.
I've met some hockey fans who root for the Penguins
Hufflepuff aren't the Penguins.
They're the Leafs.
I meant the colors, but you get an up for the laugh.
See if we were going by colors...
Ravenclaw is Penn State, Slitherin is Michigan State, Hufflepuff is U-Iowa...
And Griffindor are the Minnesota Golden Gophers.
Yo them’s fightin words
Say hello to the kraken you flightless snacks.