Op Ed: The Racist Roots Of Sleep
(babylonbee.com)
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Babylon Bee have a tough job because this used to be obvious satire and now I fully expect the New York Times or slate to write such an article. There was recently a legit article about the white supremacist roots of exercise
You ask, we deliver.
I could swear the Babylon bee had a headline like this. I didn’t know this was legit
Oh, it isn't. I had OpenGPT conjure one for you, based on the Babylon Bee headline.
And yeah, it's impossible to tell the difference between an AI and a journalist.
AI has less communism
Ancient Greece hosting war games (Olympics) to showcase military might in front of other nation states = White Supremacy
Sleep is racist....
Maybe it is as I'm betting most sleep paralysis demons are black void like entities, where's my sleep paralysis fairies?
My sleep paralysis demon is a beautiful young woman, leaning over the bedside, whispering "if you move, you'll startle yourself and wake up. But I'm just a dream, that will kill me, don't let me die, please. Just stay still..."
That is both sweet and terrifying at the same time, congratulations?
The hatman disagrees.
It's so hard to tell what's a bee article now adays.
Let me guess - if all your neighbors have zero impulse control it is difficult to sleep?