Later that day, the author crawled back to his shrill harpy masters and begged for a crumb of pussy. He was promptly told to "remember your place, misogynist."
Meanwhile, all the happy nerds of anime land continued to enjoy Dragon Quest, and Bayonetta remained the product of a lesbian's imagination and creative talent (said lesbian was not born with cock and balls).
The only response that Square Enix should have is saying that Otoya Yamaguchi will be a party member in the next Dragon Quest game.
Otoya Yamaguchi should be the protagonist, with his sidekick being Rafał Gan-Ganowicz. The whole game is about killing communists.
Perfect Shonen material, honestly.
Teenage boy hero training with a hardened old man, travelling the world and killing an idea.
Wait, that's FF10, isn't it?
As if I needed another reason to play the next DQ.
I'll take their whole stock.
They still have a communist party? I thought one teenager took the wind out of their sails years ago...
Shitting on the Dragon Quest series in Japan? I mean I know communists are stupid, but come on…
Where's Otoya when you need him?
Sleeping. Someone get the alarm clock.
Well that should put the nail in the coffin for that party.
EXCESSIVE SEXINESS
We need to go SEXIER
YAMAGUCHI
Later that day, the author crawled back to his shrill harpy masters and begged for a crumb of pussy. He was promptly told to "remember your place, misogynist."
Meanwhile, all the happy nerds of anime land continued to enjoy Dragon Quest, and Bayonetta remained the product of a lesbian's imagination and creative talent (said lesbian was not born with cock and balls).
The end.
Ugh, looks like another stupid communist party got infiltrated by regressives again.
Otoya....
Get the wakizashi.
The rest of you: Add the 12th of October to your calendars as "Otoya Yamaguchi Day".
As much as I hate squeeenix, Japan is the land of perverts. There is no stopping it. DQ is one of the most popular IPs there.