Anyone know some good Polack jokes to tell in the nuclear bunkers?
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So a Pole and a Czech were at a beach and the Pole noticed the Czech was attracting all the ladies. The Pole approached the Czech and asked why he was so popular with the women despite not being that attractive. “That’s easy” said the Czech, “I just put a potato in my swim trunks and the ladies all love me.”. The Pole then put a potato in his swim trunks and began approaching woman, but they all dismissed him immediately and walked away. In frustration the Pole again approached the Czech and called him a liar. “I tried a potato in my trunks and all the women wanted nothing to do with me!” The Pole exclaimed. The Czech looked him over and said, “Yes, but you put it on the wrong end!”
A polack went to the optometrist and asked if he could read the eye chart. The polack replied, "Read it‽ I know the guy."
Two friends were sitting in a bar telling each other jokes. Eventually, they got to their more offensive material, and one began "A Polack walked into a bar" before the bartender cut him off. "I wouldn't tell that joke, I'm Polish." he said. "It's okay, I'll tell it slow for you." the man replied.
You typed that too fast. Could you slow it down a little?
Germans and swedes talk about how to imrpove european life. The german said "more socialism will fix it!" The swede said "open borders and feminism will fix it!"
And now we get the current state of western europe
And yet Germany actually opposed electing Von Der Leyen because she was an incompetent waste of space that failed upwards, while "based right wing countries" like Poland sucked up to her like their lives depended on it and absolutely none of their supposedly conservative population cared.
I'm not getting nuked because you fucks are having a Von Der Leyen strap-on taking contest.
The German said "I love it when we import 3rd world rapefugees and let them rape our women and give them welfare for doing it" before he refused to report the 3rd worlder who raped him because he was afraid the rapefugee would be deported.
Oh wait thats what germans and swedes actually did, as germans and swedes say its racist to report a 3rd worlder who rapes them
A Polish porn star moves to America to retire and start a family.
He eventually gets to old to live by himself during the days no one is there so they find him a home. His son asked him, "how are they treating you, are you enjoying it?"
"Yes!" He replied, "They treat everyone here with much respect! Tom down the hall was a doctor and they still call him Dr. Tom. Daniel down the hall from Tom used to be a Sergeant in the army and they call him Sergeant Daniel. Hell, I never even told them I was a porn star and they still call me 'The Fucking Polack!'."
A german and swede talked about how to fix europe. The German said "I know ill create various marxist idealogies like national socialism, communism, and marxism, that will lead to utopia!" The Swede said "thats not enough we need to import 3rd world savages who will rape us!"
The german and swede than agreed that unending third world immigration and socialism is the way to go and then proceeded to enact hate speech laws that arrested anyone who called out those policies.
Oh wait this isnt a joke, its what the german and swedes cucks are doing to europe right now. 3 times germany fucked off europe while sweden decided to suicide itself, both preaching crt and self hatred onto europe while flooding it with hostile 3rd world migrants who get welfare while actual Europeans starve.
A shame germany wasnt eradicated by the ussr.