Honestly, the biggest reason I’m going is because of the Smash tournament, but as I don’t just wanna hole myself up in a hotel on Thursday and Friday, I actually wanna enjoy myself some so I did find stuff I wanna do, but outside of that, what experience do you guys have with conventions?
Are there actually after parties late at night where people hook up? How much leftist BS should I be equipped to handle? How much water should I bring? I just have a lot of questions and not enough answers, because I wanna have a very good weekend, but idk what I should be prepared for.
Edit: It’s Momocon in Atlanta.
Don't catch monkeypox!
don't wear mask because of the Corona, but because how bad the place stinks
The cosplayers are hot, but I’m not sure if I wanna try getting laid, especially since I haven’t even bought condoms yet. It would be a good time to lose my virginity for sure but yeah, I’m not gonna actively go for it, if it happens, it happens.
Make sure you check their age and take Vebent's advice. For many of these girls, they are socially awkward/abnormal and this is their first major social event. The ones who aren't con sluts are very, very likely the ones that will regret the hook-up later on.
Also there is a cosplay-equivalent of beer goggles that exists. There was more than one girl that went from a 7 to a 3 once the costume, wig, and makeup were off.
To lose your V-card?
I'm no tradcuck, but...
1.5) Of the remaining 20%, 15% are out to ruin your life. "Nerd" cons are densely packed with the Woken Ones compared to the average population, and remember, for them, being raped is a point of pride and profit... So they'll make the situation happen even if it didn't quite happen-happen. Make sure to have a filter/screening process.
1.75) That last 5%? Desperate foreveralone women. They're going to be miserable when they realize what they've done, and while that's not really any concern to you since they won't act on it, remember that a woman merely having one partner before marriage raises the divorce chance by nearly double, so getting your dick wet is a pre-emptive homewrecking. Not your problem, but you'd not want it in turn when you seek marriage partners. Your own divorce rate will wind up going up as well, even if by not as much. Keep it in mind.
But if you want to go for it, there's enough con sluts at most of them. Find a parking lot rave at night, find a girl with a animal tail buttplug, wear protection, and don't take any candy she offers if she's wearing a soother.
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
Dude, if your entire goal is hooking up, forget the con, just download Tinder.
It’s not, I already found like an entire weekend’s worth of stuff to do, plus I’m entering Smash. I’m just asking because rumors.
Good, stay away from the hooking up at a con part.
I haven’t been to Momo (wanted to this year but $$) but I’ve been to a few including MTAC which was hyping up Momo & I’d say for the most part the experience is usually positive but here’s a few things that may help
Bring a refillable water bottle. Most venues have the refillable water fountains and this is usually better than lugging a ton of water bottles or buying $$$$ Dasani shit
People for the most part don’t really ree about the virus/whateverTf is going on. Most everyone is trying to have a good time and doesn’t wana deal with everything going on. Hell most likely they’re going for the same reason you are. They wana get away from the shitshow called life. You may comedians or a wanker panelIt’s mention it but for the most part it’s not as bad as the internet makes it
To tie into #2 People for the most part are willing to interact with each other. The crazy stay tf away from me attitude is pretty much done and people are willing to take photos hang out and socialize. Just fall in to a group of chill people and see what happens. People are definitely partying at cons considering the size of Momo I’d expect to see a few errant liquor bottles here or there
Lastly Corona rules may/may not be enforced. Unfortunately most cons have shit hoops to jump through (though I was able to attend a good size one in my home city with no mask or vax pass) however when I went to MTAC their mask mandate was falling apart around late Friday night. Most people weren’t wearing them and even enforcement was dropping especially when you have staff not wearing them.. On another non-convention note I had to attend a work event with a vaxx pass or negative test with even more wankerish people than weebs & a Picture of piece of paper with my name and a home test was enough to be let in.
Sure shit may suck today but going to a few is a needed white pill this year
I've never attended a con and don't plan to, but there are two constants at every one: you will catch con flu, and there will be people that are deathly allergic to washing their ass. So bring something to boost your immune system and religiously use sanitizer. And carry some vapor rub to counter the inevitable smells.... Honestly, I can't think of a less pleasant place to "hook up."
Also, to be quite honest, I don't think I have seen a single woman interested in the Smash Brothers scene.
I can't stress enough the importance of that vaporrub though.
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