Trans-pride flag on the car. Black man in a sports jacket and loud-mouthed, arrogant white woman and vaguely-ethnic androgynous sidekick ride around taking down evil Republican businessmen who made their fortunes selling ghost guns to Russia.
Is it stupid enough yet or do I need to break out the pretentious "it is time" "she persisted" platitudes.
I guess Roscoe would be a gay paki, then. Ick. Well, as long as it's upstaged by that "police dog" the original had (double the fun if the paki is being upstaged by the dog actor's toy stand-in) .... Oh, wait, I forgot, the paki would be fucking the toy dog and then cutting its head off.
They would have to replace the General Lee completely. Probably name it “General Abraham” and replace the horn with The GameStop man thing screaming “it is mam!”
Dikes of Hazard
Noice
I'm going to try to predict the future.
Trans-pride flag on the car. Black man in a sports jacket and loud-mouthed, arrogant white woman and vaguely-ethnic androgynous sidekick ride around taking down evil Republican businessmen who made their fortunes selling ghost guns to Russia.
Is it stupid enough yet or do I need to break out the pretentious "it is time" "she persisted" platitudes.
For shuts and giggles, Dankula.
I guess Roscoe would be a gay paki, then. Ick. Well, as long as it's upstaged by that "police dog" the original had (double the fun if the paki is being upstaged by the dog actor's toy stand-in) .... Oh, wait, I forgot, the paki would be fucking the toy dog and then cutting its head off.
At least, I hope that's the toy stand-in ...
You forgot to include the fat or slightly overweight sassy black woman with a large afro. The Mary Sue of it all.
Do black women in media ever have a personality other than "sassy"?
Big-mouthed and/or preachy? Or does that all just roll up into "sassy"?
That's a very good question! Oohh the flying mammal birthing person(batwoman), based on the reviews AZ did, she may not have been one... Maybe...
Annndddd that's it.
That's Daisy Duke, still in the iconic Daisy Dukes but with the buttons undone so her fupa can hang down.
"Tranny and cars" will be shit.
If there was a red car, it'll be black in the new version.
Yes, but would it be entertainingly bad?
Just two ladyboys, Raping young kids on the farm
They would have to replace the General Lee completely. Probably name it “General Abraham” and replace the horn with The GameStop man thing screaming “it is mam!”
Yugo with a hammer and sickle on the roof and a horn that plays "let every voice" or w/e it's called.
Calls it the "chairman mao"
Nukes of Hazzard?
No vintage Dodge Charger deserves that kind of treatment. Let them replace it with something new and very stereotypically branded by woke.
https://communities.win/p/15Hc8NyYPB/x/c/4OXHTtTXMTm
A black woman and a white woman, feminist logo on the roof, they go around hunting down accused rapists.