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posted ago by Rexmo ago by Rexmo +32 / -3

After a year of frustrating dead ends, I decided to stop taking the dating app seriously. I channeled my dejection into a spiteful persona with the sole intent of pranking vain thots. Much to my bemusement, the less seriously I took the app, the more success I had.

It seems the women were intrigued enough by my maltreatment that they actually bothered to invest themselves in the conversations to try to discover my "angle" or why I said what I said. Being on the defensive seemed to turn them on.

One of my opening lines to an age-regressive degenerate (a girl who wanted to literally be treated like a small child or baby) was "Which one of your close relatives fucked you as a child?"

To another girl, I opened by saying I wanted to have regrettable sex with her, and through banter we negotiated to "regular sex". Since I was hell-bent on being churlish, I attempted to self-destruct the conversation by telling her I wanted to scream into her cervix. She self-deprecatingly said there were cobwebs up there and we hooked up that night. This wasn't just any run-of-the-mill whore, but a respectable girl with a well-paying career at a hospital.

I got banned the next day. I'm guessing it was the age-regressive bitch who reported me. The shitty thing is I was banned without even a warning.

I guess I'm mad that I thought women want respect and cordiality after all this #metoo bullshit. For the longest time I think internalized misandry has held me back from acting like a man. I hate how much feminism has torn at the idea of manhood.

I know my first mistake was being on a dating app. The sex was ultimately regrettable. I hate this clown world.