Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis
(babylonbee.com)
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Took me way too long to notice this was the Bee.
Give it a couple days
I remember something about myocarditis being blamed on the stress from lockdowns and I think climate change? So this is barely satire.
Satire you say?
True, but
a) the Bee is getting too good at this so it's often hard to tell
b) give it two weeks, and let's see if it is still just satire
This is why leftists hate the bee. You can rely on leftists to dissemble and lie about everything that makes them look stupid or evil, and the bee is literally just connecting those dots - rationally - before the leftists can do it themselves. It’s like revealing an npc’s programming to that npc.
That's the beauty of the Bee: satire doesn't have to wait for each step to play out before jumping ahead to future paths in the NPC logic.
In the not-too-distant future, there is going to be a new religious movement called Hive, which looks to the Babylon Bee as its central book of prophecy. Its denizens will worship in conical temples with hexagonal windows made of amber, their prayers led by a priest wearing black-and-yellow robes. Their faith will be validated as the prophecies made by the Bee continue to come true, and eventually, when Joel Osteen is sworn in as president after a dubious campaign funded by the life savings of recently-deceased Boomers, Hive will become the leaders of a new protest movement advocating for constitutional reform, clogging up the nation's motorways with trucks blasting bad Christian rock out of loudspeakers hooked up to AM radio stations.
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J5JMJ0JHx4