ESL creating a $500k women's only league, because of course
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How it will be in 6 months: "We're losing viewers, people just aren't interested in our mediocre game play, bitchy grating voices, and DRAAMMMAAAAAA. Time to show some tits!"
There's this voice that female amateur broadcasters all use, and that's why they never go on to be actual pros.
That's not their real voice. Its some weird one they use because some idiot told them it'll work better, probably the same idiot who told Kamala and Hillary to cackle at the worst possible times.
Literally any voice would be better. ANY voice.
"I will now commentate this LoL game in the manner of a hentai magical girl: KYAAAAAANYAAAA NOOOOOOOO!! STOP!! THEY PICKED SHAKOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" would be better.
"I slept in, so fuck it, you get frog-croaking me now. Some bitch-ass thought rushing the point was a good idea without their tank, fucking DPS worthless shitrags... Goddamn I need a coffee." would be better.
They have infinite voices and characters to choose from, and they always go with bitchy-grating.
It's gotta be because they're trying to imitate men and they just can't since their voices are an octave higher.
Oh, I hate most women, but on a case-by-case basis. Just like with men. Most people in general are fucking awful, lazy, and generally too stupid to tolerate simply because its easier for them to exist without trying to be civil.