So, if you're not familiar, Ride to Hell is considered the worst game of the modern era, with bad plot, terrible voice acting, awful shooting mechanics and more.
Now, what I'm curious is, would you find it more enjoyable to play than the likes of Battlefield V and Mass Effect Andromeda?
Bad games are still mindless entertainment, woke games are just sad and embarrassing.
A well made woke game will always be worse then a shit game that is all about having fun.
Give me Lawn Mower Simulator any day.
I'm talking about bad games that are genuinely bad, not made to be bad as a joke.
Basically, is pure shit better than woke shit?
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I wish I knew which of the neighborhood kids played that game, because I'd gladly let them pay me to mow my lawn.
Option 3. A bullet.
I guess I'll say Ride to Retribution as well. It's a shoddily-made game, but from what I've seen of it, it knows that it's grindhouse schlock and never acts like it's high art. Woke games are also shoddily-made, but they believe they're better than Shakespeare and their devs most likely want you to die violently just for existing.
My answer...
I'd rather play FortniteI'd play Ride to Hell. Awful games are fun to rip apart.I gave those specific examples because it seems like every game is slightly woke. Forza Horizon 5 has a pronoun selection in the intro, but it's still going to be a fantastic game (at least in my opinion, as it stands) because it's extremely hard to ruin a game where all you do is drive cars. Racing games are probably the only thing that is guaranteed to get better as time passes, because they are all about physics and graphical quality.
Still, it'll never beat Horizon 2. A road trip through Italy in an F40 was the best thing ever.
I didn't mind Mass Effect Andromeda. It probably shouldn't have been called Mass Effect with the RPG being watered down so hard, but I found the gameplay fun a lot of the time. I think most of the wokeness was just making the chicks ugly and such, right? I don't do romance in games ever so if they made that all homo I wouldn't know.
Never brought myself to try Battlefield V even though I've had more than enough chances it's never gotten my attention at all. I could probably stomach it by skipping whatever story scenes as much as I can. If you want to talk woke I wouldn't be able to deal with, I don't think I could get through TLOU2 since I hated the gameplay of the first one and a lesbo dyke story would be a no-go. I'm trying to think of others that are already out, but if it's really in your face I couldn't take it.
I like a janky game sometime, so I'll actually say I'll go for Ride to Hell. Although what I've seen on it gives me the impression it's janky in a very frustrating way and not a stupid B-movie way.
Was it even really do bad?
The little I saw really reminded me of both Full Throttle (one of Lucasarts last classic adventures) and Days Gone.
I've never played it, but yeah, it's pretty awful. The graphics are terrible, the dialogue sounds like it was recorded in a public bathroom, the enemies soak up bullets like women soak up cash and it's absolutely riddled with bugs.
Pissed off Pedro made a video on it.
Both, as long as nobody spent money on them.
There's something to be said about woke games, and woke media in general in that it's usually dogshit.
A wiseman once told me, "You can't write a good story because your dick is in the way. Stop. No one cares about your dick.", and this is true. They keep trying find ways to make it about their globohomo-dick and its embarassing.
In games with devs that are ever so slightly woke but elusive, like Mason Lindroth, he made Hylics and Hylics 2 without his dick in the way and it was great.
No one cares though, so all the players in the game will keep shoehorning the agenda because they think conditioning makes good entertainment, it'll only make the ones who don't look better.