When we get on an airplane, we trust the pilots sitting in the cockpit flying the plane, the flight attendants who are walking through the aisles to keep us safe, and the air traffic control crew managing a myriad of quickly changing conditions. We get on the airplane, go to our seats, and put on our seatbelts.

I'm old enough to remember the ancient times about 18 months ago when you insufferable knob goblins kept saying that putting on seatbelts was racist and that everyone should open the doors mid-flight. I also remember how you did a 180 and how you kept saying I didn't need a seatbelt if you're burning, looting and murdering in the name of a dead nigger who died due to eating enough fentanyl to kill an elephant, but talking to the person next to me without a seatbelt on meant I killed grandma. If airline pilots had your track record, nobody sane would fly ever again.