Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing.
For charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and couldron bubble.
The dumb country bumpkin trope was only real during the New England culture war. The New England cities kept the snobbery even as the populace descended into worse shitholes than the rural areas.
You'd be surprised. I just moved from one rural parish o another and went from my farmers having masters degrees to my farmers being proud of being uneducated.
Around here, you pretty much need agricultural courses to be more than just a picker, and you're supposed to have tickets for doing that, too (but I wonder how all the "temporary" foreign workers get theirs ... bet they don't need their own car, either.)
Well, she turned me into a newt!
Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blindworm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing. For charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double,double toil and trouble; Fire burn and couldron bubble.
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Still makes me chuckle even though I've seen that sketch so many times I've lost count.
You got better.
She weighs the same as a duck!
The dumb country bumpkin trope was only real during the New England culture war. The New England cities kept the snobbery even as the populace descended into worse shitholes than the rural areas.
You'd be surprised. I just moved from one rural parish o another and went from my farmers having masters degrees to my farmers being proud of being uneducated.
Yeah a college degree is not a measurement of intelligence.
It's a measurement of how well you can memorize shit and regurgitate it on command.
Around here, you pretty much need agricultural courses to be more than just a picker, and you're supposed to have tickets for doing that, too (but I wonder how all the "temporary" foreign workers get theirs ... bet they don't need their own car, either.)
"But, my good sir of the press, we did not burn her for being a witch. No. She was burned for being a bitch!"
Major fucking backlash on trying to make voter id's seem like it will hurt the right. Does this mean they're forced to entertain the idea at all?
Half true